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November 15 2017

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gamercrunch:

At least EA Customer Service knows the score

via reddit

sciencefreaksmeout:

Me: please I’m begging you let me die

God: *wags finger like an Instagram makeup artist*

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beaniebaneenie:

fuckyeahasexual:

fuckyeahasexual:

So if you lived in a society where you had to secure your communication in order to be yourself around others, here are the apps that could help you do that.

Signal let’s you securely text and make phone calls.

Onion Browser allows you to surf the web without leaving a trail.

Duck Duck Go isn’t super secure but it won’t record your searches like Google.

ProtonMail is a email client that lets you email other secure email accounts.

Periscope allows you to stream live video.

Semaphor is there so you can securely make group chat rooms.

American privacy laws allow you to use these all. So that’s pretty cool.

Because we’re currently living in the prologue of a cyberpunk dystopian novel, imma reblog this.

angryinterrobang:

“Do you like that show?”

“I certainly enjoy the self indulgent version of it I wrote in my head after it began to disappoint me.”

curiooftheheart:

texelations:

alivannarose:

captainlatin:

I fucking hate languages.

The Greeks had this word, right, we have no idea where it came from, it just kinda popped up out of nowhere, and it could mean either apples, cheeks, or boobs. Problem is it looked and sounded *exactly* like another, unrelated word which could mean sheep, goat, or any animal in general really, which must have got confusing if you were a farmer talking about your livestock, but anyway…

Then the Romans, having stolen practically everything else from the Greeks, thought they’d nick this word too, because Latin isn’t confusing enough without throwing in a bunch of loan words. And they adopted it to mean a pumpkin.

Then the English came along and were all like “when in Rome”, and stole it, where it became our word ‘melon’. Which has now come back to mean boobs.

How do you like them apples.

I fucking love languages.

In case anyone doubts the veracity of this:

[ source ]

Calling boobs ‘melons’ literally transcends culture, time, and language.

Why You Hate Contemporary Architecture | Current Affairs

pyrrhiccomedy:

nebulous-void:

forochel:

this article speaks to my very soul

“But the joke was on the socialists, really, because as it turned out, this obsession with minimalism was also uniquely compatible with capitalism’s miserable cult of efficiency. […]

There was a good reason why, historically, religious architecture has been the most concerned with beauty for beauty’s sake; the more time is spent elegantly decorating a cathedral, the more it serves its intended function of celebrating God’s glory, whereas the more time is spent decorating an office building, the less money will be left over for the developer.

But let’s leave aside God’s glory—what about ordinary human happiness?“

“ If it doesn’t make you feel desperately, crushingly alone, it’s probably not a piece of prize-winning contemporary architecture. “

I enjoyed reading this article - a total condemnation of styles like brutalism and postmodernism in favor of traditional aesthetics and a re-emphasis on architectural beauty - within a day of reading McMansion Hell’s Reflections on Preservation, which defends brutalist and postmodernist buildings, not just for being artistically important, but for genuinely enriching the lives of the people who live among them. I recommend reading both.

rubyfruitgirl:

rubyfruitgirl:

I want to be a dyke to watch out for but instead I am the dyke that just said “You too!” when the cashier asked if I wanted my receipt. Sorry Alison.

fidefortitude:

The weird shit about Hamilton taking off in the public mainstream just a tiny bit before MBMBAM did is that discovering that Lin-Manuel Miranda, lyrical genius, Pulitzer prizewinner, one-award-away-from-an-EGOT, the much touted ‘next Sondheim’, has been a rabid fan of the McElroys for years, is always a discovery made with severe confusion and visceral fear. There’s no crossover of minds that threatens to scare me more than the fact that the McElroy brothers are and have been friends with Lin for years. 

The ghost horse jokesters? Oh yeah, their unique vocal patter has been immortalised multiple times in a Pulitzer prize-winning musical. Hamilton. I’m talking about Hamilton. 

The Hamilton guy? Appeared on said ghost horse jokester podcast, talking about his upcoming musical Hamilton, then wrote a ghost horse song for the ghost horse guys to sing.

I’m just saying, I needed prep work for the realisation that Lin knows all of Griffin’s vore jokes probably better than Griffin does.

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berlynn-wohl:

thecardgameforhorriblepeople:

New fave.

can u imagine being the hero who made this a good black card

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moisemorancy:

thetrippytrip:

So proud of you for this. Nobody else stepping up is the reason we as women get scared when dealing with strange men. Because she like this be happening and nobody wants to say anything and even when somebody does the attacker usually gets hosyile for not getting what they want. That shit is scary. And you know a black man is in more danger for getting involved than a white man. Because of our fucked up society - if he had been a white man that defended himself against a child predator, he would never have been cuffed. To the men out there, please do something if you see something, it is never wrong to stand up for a child who may not have a voice to speak for themselves.

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friskbitz:

blizzard: mercy has 100% pickrate in comp and no one wants to play the other healers which means she’s too op so we have to nerf her

me climbing up to jeff kaplan’s ear: maybe the reason people only pick mercy isn’t because she’s overpowered but because all the other healers are extremely underpowered and picking mercy as a healer is the only thing that makes sense in winning a game anymore because none of the other healers have abilities that can keep their team alive as efficiently as mercy. this isn’t a problem with mercy jeff, keeping the team alive is what a healer is supposed to do. so maybe instead of nerfing mercy and making her unable to do that, you should be buffing your other three healers so they can be as valuable of a team asset as mercy and make your game actually fair and balanced for support mains for once in your miserable life.

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phantoms-lair:

everystarstorm:

phantoms-lair:

You know what? New rule.

If you force an introvert into a social gathering they don’t feel comfortable with/don’t want to go to you are responsible for their good time.

You have to include them in conversations or go sit with them when they have no one to talk to.

Because if you can’t do that, don’t make them come. Don’t force them in a situation where they feel alone and helpless and leave them floundering. 

“But it’s good for them to get out.” You’re not making me adapt. You’re not making me more social. You’re reinforcing every negative opinion I have on these gatherings and giving me the resolve to say ‘Fuck off’ the next time you try this.

I would also like to add to this rule. Do not trap them there. Make sure they have a way to get home without you or you are willing to take them home if they feel uncomfortable. Even if you do spend time with them and make sure they have a good time let them leave if they want. Social interaction even with people they know and like can be tiring and they can’t always keep up with extroverts.

Reblogging for important addition

cybra-sensei:

thispreciousthing:

A six year old once asked me what adulthood is like.

“You can eat ice cream for dinner every night if you want,” I told him.

His face lit up.

“But you have to buy it yourself.”

I’ve never seen someone go from delighted to devastated as quickly as that little boy.

This is the most accurate description of adulthood I’ve ever heard.

Tumblr in 2018

loserfuck:

snoopingasusualisee:

  • Vegan discourse
  • The normalization of fart kinks
  • One of the sandsverse members will post straight up porn and will take it down after a brief amount of time
  • The s that everyone used to draw in school is revived as a meme
  • Someone on anti SJ hentai tumblr will hire a funnyman real money to derail posts of people they dont like
  • A terf kills a squirrel for notes
  • “I wanna fuck the dinos from Jurassic World 2”
  • a Tumblr April Fools gag fucks up and every icon is a screaming monkey for a month.

Is this a prediction or an agenda

averagefairy:

ok can we agree that the WORST feeling is when you’re just sitting around consciously procrastinating and you’re just overly aware that each second that passes is more time wasted and you like watch hours pass and you’re STILL procrastinating and you CANT STOP and your panicked brain is trapped inside a body that refuses to be productive and inside you’re screaming but outwardly you’re just eating chips 

November 14 2017

turing-tested:

turing-tested:

turing-tested:

im so fucking mad i unplugged the receiver for my old wireless mouse and plugged in the new one and i didnt even fucking think about it and i guess my brain went “OH A DELICIOIS SNACK” i just fucking ate and swallowed my wireless mouse receiver i want to fucking die oh my god

on TOP of all this i still cant even get my fucking mouse to work

bpd-disaster:

remember when you could say stuff like “the earth is round” or “nazis are bad” and be absolutely certain everyone who heard you would agree

Signs as Flowers

candyredterezii:

candyredterezii:

Aries: Lillies

Tavros: Orchids

Gemini: Daffodils 

Cancer: Roses

Leo: Bluebells

Virgo: Lotus

Libra: Chrysanthemums

Scorpio: Violets 

Sagittarius: Daisies 

Capricorn: Lilac

Ampora: Tulip

Piexes: Hydrangas

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onyourleftbooob:

I love one (1) man

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