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July 29 2017

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karnythia:

note-a-bear:

barelyfittingin:

The Rock, Chris Rock and Kid Rock.. Ed, Edd and Eddy.

I just want to point out both Chris and Dwayne look legitimately troubled, as if they’re one rock away from initiating some irreversible cataclysm

This looks like Chris said “Should I hit him?” & Dwayne said “Probably not. Let him finish talking and then we’ll decide.”

disease-danger-darkness-silence:

whisperwhisk:

curiousobsession101:

the44thpilot:

dark-haired-hamlet:

There are n*zis on campus rn and a student brought out like a 1997 boombox and started blasting Taking The Hobbits to Isengard every time they tried to say something.

“Those who do not share our genes -THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS - THE MASTER RACE - TO ISENGARD TO ISENGARD - AND I BELIEVE - THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE-”

Chaotic good

In Jewish tradition, one of our holidays is called Purim. It celebrates the defeat of an antisemitic political advisor to a king who liked to prowl the streets ranting his hatred. Part of the story of Purim involves the people being ranted at inventing a special kind of noisemaker to drown him out.

Basically what I’m saying is this student is following a grand tradition whether they realize it or not and they should be proud.

not only is Purim about drowning out fascists, it’s about doing so in the most absurd and embarrassing ways possible! fascism thrives on an aura of invincibility, and it’s hard to hold onto that when people keep making farting sounds every time you open your mouth

so really, weaponized memes are PERFECTLY in keeping with the Purim spirit

*slams fist on table* NOW THIS is the kind of religious/cultural tradition I can get behind! 

June 30 2017

randomthingsthatilike123:

gaysquaredwrites:

I love how Batman and Superman are always like, “We don’t kill people. It’s a hard rule. It’s part of our moral code.”

And Wonder Woman’s just standing in the back, holding a severed head, feeling extremely awkward,

and she’s still better than both of them

skysworn:

Obviously if you receive a snap from a boy before 11am it’s going to be a pic of him laying in bed with the caption “I just wanna lay in bed naked all day” and you could reply to him with a picture of you ugly crying at a close relatives funeral and he’d still follow up with a “haha I don’t want to get up and put on clothes”

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spaceydreem:

The bee move but every time it’s posted it gets removed on legal grounds

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screaming-towards-apotheosis:

starboundbane:

starrypawz:

the-ford-twin:

themadcapmathematician:

neurodivergent-crow:

justaphobethings:

regpositivity:

idiscourse:

synovya:

i wanna see bi tumblr and ace tumblr fight

But we love each other…

Aces are my friends why would I fight them :(

I would but consider this: I love bi people

aces & bi’s @ each other:

When you wanna make a joke about pitting marginalized groups against each other but then you realize they’ve been each others allies since the beginning

when you expose your own –phobic nature by assuming that bi people (a group stereotyped as promiscuous) and ace people (a group stereotyped as prudish) would hate each other despite facing the exact same brand of discrimination (both from straights and gays/lesbians)(they think we’re not a real orientation)(they thing we need to just pick a side)(they think we just haven’t found the right person yet)(say we’re not *really* LGBTA)

Also you realise that ‘bi aces’ are a thing right? 

@butwewereanempire lmao they really tried it

TBH the only thing we will fight about is the remote and whose turn it is to bring the snacks

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

infernoking:

greenekangaroo:

naamahdarling:

scatterdarknessscattersilence:

do-i-smell-a-fandom:

Source

(https://twitter.com/milknmuffins/status/861092198728609793)

update: they’re denying her services because of her posting about her mistreatment.

if you have money to spare and can help her out, you can: cashme, paypal, amazon wishlist. here’s her twitter for updates.

This “exclusion” openly cites M&M’s twitter feed, where she exposed the SA shelter’s abuse of power.

This is the deliberate eviction of a person in need of shelter to punish speaking out against intolerable practices. This puts M&M at risk and paints her as the one at fault for not “taking responsibility.”

This is an act of violence.

fuck these people. 

fuck them fucking sideways. 

What. The. Fuck. @thefingerfuckingfemalefury @brookietf @drfitzmonster Take a look at this shit! 😠

The Salvation Army is a disgusting collection of bigoted worthless TRASH and NO ONE should donate ANYTHING to this bunch of nauseating and filthy little morons

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lymefight:

me-and-my-monster:

spooniediaries:

sbstewartlaing:

thedamselinadressblog:

Reblog if your immune system hates you too.

I like to think of my immune system as ‘overachieving’.

Mine seems to be very busy “we must attack her gut, and her joints, and her lymphatic system ALL THE TIME”

It’s like guys, actually I’ve had a cold for over a month now so if you could perhaps focus on that instead, rather than attacking ME

My MS literally all the time -

Yup

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

I think a lot about who I am to other people in the world–particular who I am to strangers as a mere concept in their lives.

Today this woman called our information desk and said, “my son’s band is playing tonight. I want to come see him, but he never answers his phone…..I want to be there. Have you heard anything about his band?”

And I felt so bad for this lady but I’m not in the music scene around here so I had to tell her no, sorry.

Five hours later, I’m hiking and run into a group of guys setting up for some outdoor performance, and as I watch them unload the drums it hits me.

“Hey,” I said, “are y’all in a band?”

They said yeah and smiled and I told them “one of your moms called today. She wants to watch you play, but she can’t get a hold of you. Call your mom.”

And they all pulled out their phones and started discussing whose mom it probably was as they presumably dialed their own.

And now, unless we meet again and recognize each other, that’s who I’ll be forever to those guys–some mysterious courier for mom-messages who came out of the woods and told them their mom called.

I didn’t even tell them why their mom called me. Who am I to their mom?? Nobody even asked. They just took my word for it and called their mothers.

Amazing.

I’M LAUGHING!!! THEY DIDN’T EVEN ASK WHO I AM.

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cyborg-squid:

Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus (2017)

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mcmangos:

never forget the day that i taught notch something that every swede should know by fifth grade

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smartalec1996:

punkasfrick:

punkasfrick:

“Son,” the father says, examining the broken petri dishes littered about the floor, “I’m not a mad scientist, I’m just a disappointed scientist.”

I don’t even care what you think this is the best post I’ve ever made

Aesthetic

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dr-archeville:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

feministfangirl:

This picture was taken before I killed the entire party and used one of their reanimated corpses to further the villain’s goals 😅
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#d20 #rpg #tabletoprpg #dnd #dungeonsanddragons #dungeonmaster #dmlife

SO EVIL

“If the DM is smiling, it’s already too late.“  -Ancient Gaming Proverb

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